Apparently, Faeries are Real!
The CIA MI-5 da U.N. and Boys Scouts was wise to these folks was hanging around. However, they were given Pots of Gold and assorted Dark Matter technologies by the Wee folks. This to keep their big traps shut. Btw they ain't exactly "Wee" being on average seven feet tall.
Anyway, these fruits are the oldest branch of Humanity. I mean they've been using pencil sharpeners for a million years. They only ask that we stop torturing each other. They sez if we don't they'll stop us. A few years ago, #45 wanted to declare war on them.
The Army wouldn't budge. I mean other than taking selfies with 'em.
Generals said they was too cute to shoot. Besides all human arms cease to function when pointed at our big pals. Com'on these guys is magic. So I guess we gots a New World Order on our hands. Me I welcome weird times with our new and cute Overlords.
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