"...electric trains"

Dear Santa,

I'm writing to you to let you know I've been very naughty, and or weird my whole life. When a kid I told jokes, and or fell asleep in church wouldn't do my homework, and adopted ants.

I also planned to jump out my window to see if I could fly.

...never got around to it.

As a youth I used massive amounts of drugs conspired to overthrow the government bought tons of porn published 'Zines full of insane poetry also slipped them onto book store, and library selves, and was as Queer as I could manage at the time.

Later wandered the whole country then just went to work, but continued with overthrowing the government stayed Queer, and tried not to not get shot by cops. All while while searching for gawd. That, and I ate, and drank heavily every chance I got. Loves them Chinese dumplings.

My only regret is that I'm too bleeping old, and nuts to still be doing that swell noise. Although I still try from time to time.

I did this mayhem, and tons more that I'm now too gaga to remember. That said. I want electric trains a nice hat, and world peace. Thanks. Little Sidney...though I think I got bigger.