Secret History of da World. Part 82

Apparently, Faeries are real. ...and not a moment too soon!

The U.N. has known since their founding these folks were hanging around. However, they were given pots of gold, and Dark Matter technologies by the Wee folks to keep their traps shut.

Btw they ain’t exactly “Wee” being on average seven feet tall.

Also, yeah them guys are the ones doing that UFO stuff...figures. Turns out these fruits are the oldest branch of Humanity. I mean they been using pencil sharpeners for a million years.

They only ask that we stop having wars and torturing each other. If we don’t, they say they’ll stop all that for us. A few years ago, #45 declared war on them. Army wouldn't budge. Generals said: "...these folks is too cute to shoot."

First thing they did was to get out the vote for Biden. Nah they didn't tamper. Just suggested such in dreams. Nudged folks towards they're better selves. They also invented a bunch of new ice cream flavors. So we gots a quiet New World Order on our hands. Me I welcome our cute Overlords. They might help me start that doll hospital, and bike repair shop.