"Breaking Newz"

The Business Manager of this page "Mr. Bob T. Bunny" has just announced the successful conclusion of "Network" negotiations. I am happy to report that this Page Is now a full fledged "Affiliate" within the "Non-Existent News Network".

We want to thank them swell Digital Pirates for this neat honor. We look forward to breaking as many Copyright laws, and Intellectual Property Rights as possible.

The editorial staff of this Noble Page looks forward to the Annual Winter Solstice Party in Antarctica. Where as we understand Drug Booze, and Outdated Morality Laws do not apply. ...yet.

"NNN"

"Even if it Didn't Happen we'll Tell You About It!"

Our esteemed Business Manager, Overseas Correspondent reliable Drug Connection, and retired NSA Assassin "Bob the Bunny" has out done himself.

In the photos below he's speaking at the quarterly "NNN" Affiliates Conference in "Iracoubo" French Guiana. Where this page was formally inducted into the Network.

Said Bob, "...I wanna thanks you guys for finally letting us in on your swell scam,...ya took ya damned time too."

"Anyway I wants ya to know we've got a few ideas up our sleeves that we'll be happy to share with ya for the,...eh proper incentive."

"As an emeritus member of the "NSA" I got's me some connections you might be interested in,...again with reasonable portions of assorted ongoing proceeds passed our way, ...if ya gets my drift."

"I looks forward to a mutually beneficial relationship."

"Thank you, and the food's great here."

With that, and the formal closing of the conference with the traditional "Cheese Bomb Ganja Champagne Gang Bang". Our representative left the guarded fortress estate of the most recent "People's President for Life".

This via an armored SUV convoy with helicopter gunship escort to the airport for his flight back to New York.

Although the "Eternal President" had invited Bob to that evenings executions. Sadly our man in Guiana had to pass. This as the U.S. Marine combat air escort back to the States by F-15 fighters from Git-mo were on a schedule.