'And another thing.
Leave them fuck'n Queers alone.
The Big Guy likes them.
Tom Wisker Commandment 67: Mixeth not jalapeño paste and baby food. Unless the little bastard deserves it.
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Sidney Smith Commandment 38,...amend section 14/J: "But verily thou mayst put thy mayonnaise upon thy baloney mid-day meal, and 'only' thy mid-day meal if ye should also put upon it no more that two,...not three or four or any number beyond 'two' leaves of lettuce."
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Kristophe Johansson That's where I screwed up. I always put three leaves of lettuce on my baloney mid-day meal. Off to hell I go, I guess. Maybe they'll let me play the tambourine.
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Sidney Smith Suggestion 58: If thy Dog Cat or Ram...especially thy Ram should speaketh to thee, and in particular if these creatures speak of matters theological or betting on sporting events thou shalt slay them at once. Taking heed not to use any of their demon words for personal gain. Rather give these wicked words of who wins the chariot race or gladiator fights to thy priest so he, and other priests, and their friends can properly, and with correct ceremony dispose of the evil utterances.
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