"...device"

When I'm out in the world everybody seems to be shoving their face into some sort of device. Often I'm the only one in sight not addicted. People would be giving me funny looks...if they weren't face down in one of them 'things'.

It was a slow gradual seduction, but it's iron clad now. I don't know if it was Satan or the Space Aliens, but it's a job well done. No addiction since "China White" hit the streets in the 80's seems as set in stone as this.

Being mostly broke in my old age I though myself safe..immune if you will from this plague. Ah, but the Space Alien Satanists have thought of everything. Low cost "Budget" devices have hit the shops. Now the underclass have joined the hordes of techno slaves.

There are only a few of us still free...

Beware the day the Master Button is pushed, and all will follow the will of the Masters of Hades...or the Phone Company or whoever is behind this fiendish plot!
Deprogram yourselves while there's still time!

Never Ever Never! Read from anything that needs batteries or needs to be plugged in.

Beware! Beware!