"...struggle"

 

While sitting this nightmare out. I came across fragments online of my first blog. I called the page, ..."My Struggle"

Here's a post from June 25th 2005.

The following is a rough transcript of a BBC interview with Uncle Syd about his Great Doll Heist.

Uncle begins,..."See me, and the boys decided knocks over a particular doll factory in north Jersey."

'Scoped it out a while back so we knew they had da goods.

We went there disguised as the 1955 Brooklyn Dodgers.

The historical angle. Anyway we heard the Feds had targeted the joint for a "swoop'n scoop!"

Ya know bag hard working illegals, and kick'em out the country.

This after they'd been paid off to leave'em be. Well them Nazi fucks took the dough alright, but was gonna bag'em anyhow. Shit like dat burns me up!

Well through our connections with the Buddhist Mafia, and the Catholic Worker's Party we got all the folks at da factory 100% mostly legal fool proof Green Cards! So when them evil Federales showed up they couldn't say shit to 'em! Btw, we're also gave da workers free tickets to the "Wonder Wheel" at Coney Island.

Nice huh?

With the co-operation of our new pals at da factory.

We loaded up our trucks with top'a the line dollies.

We boosted 1st class "Barbies" with all da trimmings! Them classic "Boy George" dolls doing speed. The hard to get "Gay Bert'n Ernie" upper west side doll set, and playhouse. All that plus various assorted big ticket doodads that prole kids can only dream of.

After the heist we chilled in our seaplane hideout till the heat blew over. Then when them "Running dawgs of the Visa/Mastercard informercial atomic plunderers" least's expected it! We busted out like Commie Santa's in Uhaul vans!

We hit all the ghettos shelters, and trailer parks of the tri-state area!

Passing out swell dollies to abused exploited, and oppressed kids as went!" We had us a blast!

Hey remember them headlines?

"TOY TERRORISTS DOLL UP GHETTO!", ...Homeland Security Baffled!

At this point in his story "Lost" was coming on so Uncle threw us out of his office, and ordered pizza.