Boris Nikita Badenov became an oil Billionaire in the post-Soviet wave of extreme capitalism. Sez Boris, "...Lost it all at the crap tables in Vegas, and assorted Crack Houses." He runs a news stand in Brighton Beach now. "...Been there done that" sez Boris.
"I worked at the fiery edges of both sides. Now I'm content to sell 'El Diario Lotto tickets ganja nickel bags, and candy bars."...Sure, I do the occasional hit, but that's all."
Boris also has an afternoon talk show on Brooklyn Community Cable TV. On one show "Fearless Leader" came on as a surprise guest. He spoke about the halfway house he started with the late Idi Amin for former Dictators.
Sez da former boss of terrified millions, "We tried to get Kaddafi out. Told him the game was up. The fool wouldn't listen...he got the Mussolini treatment."
"Fearless Leader" now runs a Ford dealership in the Bronx.
Natasha, see above, stayed in the Security game.
She used her worldwide contacts to start her own Intelligence Agency. "The Pierogi Institute".
She was behind the Snowden Intelligence dump. However, once the info was out, she sold him to the Russians. As she sez,"...Business is business."
Sez Natasha, "A bullet, and fool will always meet."
Of course, neither of our heroes are dummies. They make a bundle on the re-runs of their 1960's TV shows, and franchise costumes, and toys. Boris, and Natasha still do public appearances at comic book cosplay, and science fiction conventions.
Below "Natasha" at pre-COVID "Comic-Con 2019". She lectured on the hidden history of the world and introduced some new franchise items as well.
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