"...cold"

This is Reggie. Kermit the frog's estranged nephew. Reggie's a homeless Iraq vet queer junkie with severe PTSD. Everybody on his patrol was shot dead or blown to bits. He was thrown clear by a mortar blast. He saw the Iraqis chop up his pals kicking their heads around to play soccer.

This really happens out there.

He got kicked out of the Army for drugs so he has no VA coverage. Even took his medals away. Kermit's security barred Reggie from that Nazi frog's estate. This when in desperation he turned to family.

Kermit is often a guest at Trump's White House, and assorted plutocratic gangbangs.

Reggie was interviewed by Ken Burns for his upcoming series on sentient puppets. However Kermit's organization used it's influence to have the footage removed, and destroyed.

Reggie worked a while at a laundry as a folder street sweeper off the books plumber also sold his butt to them guys that likes a bit of green ass. All on the lower east side of Cincinnati. 

Was last an Uber driver till he was busted for buying shit on the street. Then a few months jail. Miss Piggy paid off the heat to let him go early. Slipped Reggie a few bucks too. ...not a penny from that shit Kermit. 

Reggie's out now, see above, just wandering around post industrial American hell. Kermit when asked on a recent Late Night show about his nephew said he knew of "no such person". It got laughs.

Being a Sentient Puppet at the low end of America is cold,...cold.