Friday, September 29, 2017

"COPS"



"COPS" actually made the plight of the underclass tragically entertaining. Ghetto, and Trailer Park blood splattered mayhem. I always wanted to see them Cops bust into the homes of rich lawyers in gated communities . Then giving them connected wonks the traditional "Treatment".

The "COPS" would answer a domestic incident call, and crash through the gates. They'd drag the perp out of his McMansion slamming him down onto his imported "blue grass". This while in his stained underwear with the dogs barking his kids crying, and his wife in a mink night gown covered in bruises from routine abuse begging, "Don't kill him he's a good man when he don't drink."

Meanwhile the Cops are literally beating the bloody shit out of our enemy of the people. The drunk profoundly battered wife beating plutocratic lawyer crawls onto his driveway all the while the frenzied Cops are 'Slamming' him with their Batons, and 'Kicking" his face in. This splattering blood, and teeth all over his vintage custom made Jaguar XKE.


                                                        Then the title.

                                                   "UPSCALE COPS"

                     This week's episode,..."Blood Booze, and Shit on the Patio!"

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