"...Watch the Skies"

Like the opening scenes of a science fiction movie. Rumors of odd stuff in da skies. Turns out just Chinese spy stuff. Then more talk of things looking like them Tic-tac’ things that buzz our Navy ships. Gets better. We shot one down over Alaska next day another over the Yukon. Today yet another over Lake Huron. Three more and we’ll have our first space war aces. Takes six for the title.

This is new. We usually let them be. They might shoot back. ‘Wonder what’s changed. Platforms are burning up with folks saying they’re seeing them things all over da place. Which is all true since it’s illegal to lie on da internet. 

I used to say things is so bad that an alien invasion would be good news. Perhaps I spoke too soon. Above #10 of the ‘Mars Attacks’ cards we collected in da early 60′s as kids. Never got the whole set. Now I can watch it in real time.