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Uncle Sidney's Secrets to Happiness.

A clean kitchen is a happy kitchen. Wash everything you use as you go.

Just fucking do it. It works.

Leave that stuff under your bed alone. Let nature take its course.

If you haven't used something in two years that isn't under ya bed.

Give it away sell it or throw it out da window...at night.

Secretly do nice things...it adds up. If you can't be chic, be fucking tidy...it matters.

If you promise to do something, do it. If you can't just say so.

Tell da truth. It's easier. Keeping track of lies is too much trouble.

Be nice but don't be stupid.

Otherwise have a nice day.