"...Coolness"

A view above of the "Peoples Palace of Heavenly Coolness" in our Royal Republic. Yeah it looks 1930's Mussolini-esque, but it was cheaper to just take it over instead of building from scratch. Btw as King Empress I just decided to make a new holiday. "Ignore your iPhone Day". Granted this may be hard for the youngsters. However I think a day wandering around actually looking at the world, and each other might be good for us.

Also as compensation to those not into it I'm raising everyone's salary for the holiday by 250%. Buy something nice for a friend or stranger. Btw we're still trying to make baseball more interesting...don't worry this will not affect the balance of the season. More stuff as it occurs to me.