"...I may already be a winner"

 

I went in for a checkup this morning. Turns out my kidneys are 54% functional. Below 60 is uncool. Gets better. I've won a 43% probability of a cardiac event. Given this they're working on me. I asked if this means no more cake. The interns thought it was funny. I'm in good company. I came home with a bleep load of meds I can't pronounce. Reams instructions and clinic appointments for the rest of my life. Could be worse. 'Might have prescribed a colonoscopy.

Damned near a hundred folks posted love on my FB page behind this. The upside my memorial service will be a full house. I’ll leave instructions that there be Bar-B Que piles of pastries and loud music. A party is a party.