April 26th, 2010So I'm taking more vacation time for a change. I'm still freaked out from everybody I know deciding to drop dead this winter. They went, and beat me to it. Just swell. Thanks a lot guys!
Anyway I put in for some of my years of backed up vacation daze. I'd like to go to Disney World in Florida. Umm too far,...and expensive. Maybe Philadelphia to see an old radio pal.
Btw the you ever notice how Philadelphia is spelled like someone just juggled a box of letters'n dumped them out? It was that damned Norman invasion the blew the hell out of the English language ya know.
Them French bastards came over, and put all these silent letters in everything so now not one person in 10 million can spell to save their lives over here. Don't tell me about them spelling "Bee" kids neither,...they're probably French!
One day I'll be dragged away by the guys in white coats. I'll be bug eyed, drooling, and screaming, "...1066! 1066!"
1066 Normans disguised as G.I.s invade England
"The Normans!"
"The frigg'n bastard Normans!!"
"They did it, they did it all"
"Doom, Doom, I tell you!"
"1066 is the true sign of the beast!!"
"Beware, Beware!!!"
'But I digress.
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