...okay I don't know how many there really are, but ya know.
(Dear Beloved Uncle Sidney is seen here in his favorite disguise)
"If everyone could change gender, color, orientation, and hat size at will there'd be a lot less bullshit in the world!"
"If you're in a burning theatre, leave."
"Clocks don't kill people, jobs do!"
"Never go into the water."
"There are sharks out there, and they will eat you."
"If you see someone all alone, cold, hungry, and wandering the streets after midnight report them at once for curfew violation!"
"Always be nice to cats"
(Dear Beloved Uncle's Kat)
"Do not sing in the rain!" "For such is a petty bourgeois, and western decadent Hollywood waste of the peoples time"
"Do not cut off any of your ears!" "Believe me it's a bad idea!"
"Copyright everything!"
"Take narcotics,..in moderation"
"Never, never eat cod fish."
"Pissing blood is never a good sign."
"Don't speak to dogs for they are the pawns of Satan."
"Drink heavily, and sleep till noon."
"If Resident Trump should comes to your house, and asks you if it would be alright if he continued to act like a fucking Nazi scumbag, and drive the country several $trillions$ 'more' into debt."
"Say no."
"Paint crows, wheat fields, and yourself as often as possible"
More to come...
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