"Mittens" is the new Trump appointee for the "Department of Sentient Animals, and Lost Skate Keys". "Mittens" who served in the Bush administration was called out of her,...or his semi-retirement for this important post.
Sez "Mittens" "It is an honor to serve this clearly disturbed administration."
"...I could use a few laughs."
"Also Trump's resignation or impeachment is a near certainty. So this post will not be a serious inconvenience for me.
As for the position,..."
"I will guide the welfare of all American Sentient Animals." In particular I shall address the catnip, and squeak toy scourge which is laying waste to the Cat Community.
"As for them Lost Skate Keys they never say much. They mostly just stay in their crates at the bottom of Lake Michigan."
No comments:
Post a Comment