With some guy dressed like Charles Lindbergh in the background. A policeman sez to our Villain: "Sir are you aware that you just tried to break, and enter a paper house,...that has no back wall, and half a roof? ...Sir?
Villain: "I'm a Criminal Mastermind, and a republican!"
"I demand my day in court with appropriate media coverage!"
Oddly dressed Cop: "No really it's made of paper. ...nothing inside, and mostly no roof.."
"The whole thing's held together with duct tape, and Elmer's glue." "So,...sorry I can't arrest you for being stupid. ...or republican."
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