Thursday, February 8, 2018

"...you're welcome"


As King Empress of the Earth, and outer Colonies. I give to each of my good, and loyal subjects one of these for your birthday. Above a prototype. Style, and colors on the way.
It beats a hover board.
It's a fusion powered ramjet pollution-less safe via variable force field "Floatercycle". Btw you could run into a wall on this all day at 150 mph, and at most just get dizzy. You can't run anybody over either...even, and especially if you tried.
The Ministry of Imperial Research has made this actually "Human Proof". Something heretofore thought impossible. They are also currently working on 'safe' greasy foods, and Algebra for idiots.
You're welcome.

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